I want to moan and writhe with you and I want to go up to you and kiss your mouth and pull you to me and say ‘I love you I love you I love you’ while stripping. I want you so bad it stings.
― Bret Easton Ellis, The Rules of Attraction (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

Why does the last customer of the day have to be a giant bitch who threatens to call corporate?

I seriously need to open my own business where I can tell customers they’re wrong and show them how stupid they are.